PURPLE DRANK RECIPES FOR THE REAL KICKIN'

Wanna whip up some real purple drank that'll knock you out? Listen up, cuz this ain't no recipe book. This here's the truth on how to make the good stuff. You gonna need some syrup, that blue liquid gold. Mix it up with some mountain dew, and don't forget the phenergan to chill you out. Now, listen carefully: this stuff ain't for the faint of heart